Take A Peek At My Monkey
Aug/16/2007 10:32 PM Filed in: Humor
Passengers on a flight from Florida to New York were amazed to see a shivering but determined monkey peek out from under a man’s hat.
The embarrassed primate perpetrator, Tug Peter of Turgid Pine, Indiana, urged fellow passengers to be calm; even encouraging the curious to reach out and touch his monkey.
"Mr. Peekers is frequently loved and well behaved. I have no qualms about training and disciplining my monkey...when he's bad, I will spank him."
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Anaphylaxis, Asphyxiation & Giggles All Just Part of The Fun With Clowns
Aug/14/2007 09:01 AM Filed in: Why?
The Cindy Sheehan Professional Screamers (available at friendly hourly and daily rates for your next media snippet, civil disruption or bar mitzvah) were over-reacting to a recent incident with a clown. "Barney Baloney" was told by bosses at a supermarket where he was booked to appear that he should leave his balloons at home because of the potential for allergic reactions. Read More...
Japanese Scientists Break New Ground (or Wind)
Aug/08/2007 03:04 PM Filed in: Humor
Brilliantly researched and crafted piece of work. More
importantly, the best evidence we have to date that the
Japanese are not as serious and "nose to the
grindstone" as we believe them to be.
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Small Town Holds Annual Gay Shame Parade
Aug/08/2007 02:52 PM Filed in: Humor
"Every year, the whole town turns out to enjoy Nebraska's famous summer sunshine, sample foods, browse the craft bazaar, and shame homosexuals for their repulsive, decadent behavior," said Frank Mitchell, mayor of Grand Plains, NE.
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New York City to Ban the Words 'Bitch' and 'Ho'
"Now what in the hell am I supposed to f%@king do, change my friggin' tag line? It's my brand, my call sign, my 'thang'" exclaimed Kris Kringle (aka the Notorious Claus). "You take 'ho' away from me, then I'm just another fatso in a red suit."
Biggie Claus continued, "You see that corner over there? I count three of 'em...ho, ho, ho. See?!"
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China Threatens USA with Economic A-Bomb
Two officials at leading Communist Party bodies have
given interviews in recent days warning - for the first
time - that Beijing may use its $1.33 trillion of
foreign reserves as a political weapon to counter
pressure from the US Congress.
"America will have bad fortune from the cookies
baked by the glorious and struggling international
worker...no happy ending for you!" threatened Hu Yu
Phuc Ing Lu King Yat during his Keynote at the
Beijing Economic Summit and Beef & Broccoli Cook
Off.
Chinese conspirators cleverly disguised as characters from the tv series "Kung Fu" plot global economic ruin, and which side to have with their Three Item Combo from Panda Express.
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Chinese conspirators cleverly disguised as characters from the tv series "Kung Fu" plot global economic ruin, and which side to have with their Three Item Combo from Panda Express.
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Russian youths encouraged to procreate at camp...
Michelin gives it 5 stars as does The International Older Guy Smokin' Hot Young Chicks Organization (IOGS'HYCO). Read More...
She don't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone...
Jul/31/2007 02:12 AM Filed in: Why?
The co-director of the New Zealand Centre for Human and Animal Studies at Canterbury University, Craven Morehead, said she coined the term after doing research on the lives of "cruelty-free consumers".
"I believe we are what we consume, so I really struggle with bodily fluids, especially sexually." replied Edna Spitzswallows, a vegan from Christchurch, New Zealand. Read More...
Seedy Salesman Slings Sausage, Suffers Snaps, Slaps Suit...
Jul/23/2007 11:58 AM Filed in: Humor
Perhaps my talents would be best directed at writing
copy for British tabloids. Nonetheless, this Raucous
and Randy Rascalian did more than
shake his booty at the office party.
"I sang 'I am the Woman in Love', followed by a pithy rendition of 'I Touch Myself' when all of a sudden," drones James Bonermor, "bright flashes of light robbed me of my sight...I knew Big Jim and the Twins had been compromised, and I felt shamefully exhilarated."
No one can explain his penchant for exhibitionism and leaning to the right.
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"I sang 'I am the Woman in Love', followed by a pithy rendition of 'I Touch Myself' when all of a sudden," drones James Bonermor, "bright flashes of light robbed me of my sight...I knew Big Jim and the Twins had been compromised, and I felt shamefully exhilarated."
No one can explain his penchant for exhibitionism and leaning to the right.
Read the full (real) story here.
Transsexual trucker is teased for wearing make-up
Jul/23/2007 11:46 AM Filed in: Why?
What attracts a pretty girl to the rough and tumble
world of transcontinental freight hauling? It's just so
hard for me to envision truckers teasing their peers.
"I'm just waiting for my dream load," thunders Pat, "A container full of oversized 9 West shoes, plus sized Talbot's separates and medicinal grade silicone. What else could a 'girl' want?"
Sigh...
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"I'm just waiting for my dream load," thunders Pat, "A container full of oversized 9 West shoes, plus sized Talbot's separates and medicinal grade silicone. What else could a 'girl' want?"
Sigh...
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FOUND! Planet that may hold key to life...
Jul/12/2007 01:36 AM Filed in: Cool
Astronomers said on Wednesday they had discovered the
best evidence yet of water outside our own solar system
-- in the atmosphere of a giant planet 60 light years
from Earth.
"Chicks are gonna dig us" exclaimed frustrated, lonely astronomers.
"Yeah, we''ll tell them we can see Uranus," giggled another from the back of the room.
Uranus as seen from NASA's Ben Wa probe
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"Chicks are gonna dig us" exclaimed frustrated, lonely astronomers.
"Yeah, we''ll tell them we can see Uranus," giggled another from the back of the room.
Uranus as seen from NASA's Ben Wa probe
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I don't know S%@!t...
Jun/04/2007 01:14 PM Filed in: Humor